Frat spratci (1989)

Before we get started on our latest adventure, I want to introduce you to Beta House.

We aren't really a sorority. We call ourselves Beta House because we all have names that start with B,

and we couldn't any of us get into a real sorority.

I'm BJ. I got a grant from National Geographic because I said I was going to put a plate in my lower lip

for the 100th anniversary issue cover.